The mechanics: 9% above £29,385, written off at 30 years
Plan 2 covers anyone who started an undergraduate course in England or Wales between September 2012 and August 2023. The mechanics are set out on gov.uk's student loan repayment page: you repay 9% of income above £29,385 a year, the balance is written off 30 years after you became eligible to repay, and the interest rate is variable.
For a borrower earning under £29,385, that is currently 3.2%. For income between £29,386 and £52,884, the rate rises on a sliding scale up to 6.2%. Only at £52,885 or more do you pay the full 6.2% (RPI plus 3%, capped at a prevailing market rate).
The 9% deduction is not optional and not connected to your balance. Earn £50,000, pay £1,855 a year (9% of the £20,615 above the threshold). Earn the same £50,000 with a £100 balance left, pay £1,855 a year. Earn the same £50,000 with no loan at all, pay £0. The deduction tracks your income, not your debt.
That is the first clue this is not really a debt.