The Guardian's nominal trap
Every argument for a 4.70% gilt ladder collapses the moment you say the word real. A 30-year retirement at 3.3% inflation halves the purchasing power of fixed income within 22 years. The Guardian's £23,500 a year is £11,750 in 2026 money by the time you turn 77. There is no version of early retirement where that is enough.
The equity-income alternative grows. UK dividend payers — banks, oil majors, miners, telecoms, tobacco, pharma — have collectively raised payouts at roughly the rate of nominal GDP growth over four decades. Global equity income funds (Vanguard FTSE All-World High Dividend Yield, iShares Core High Dividend, Fidelity Global Dividend) extend the diversification beyond London's narrow sector tilts.
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By year 5 the equity income has caught up. By year 10 it pays 30% more than the ladder. By year 20 it pays more than double. The Guardian's contractual certainty is contractually worse than equities by every meaningful measure of retirement adequacy.